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Wow. As you may’ve noticed, I’ve been away for awhile. The last photo gallery I put up was from the trip Kat and I took to Ottawa and Quebec back in February. Then I took the site down. Put up stuff now and then, but not until I got some vacation time could I redo it properly. And here we are now. I’ve just finished two weeks of going crazy on the site. Work started with the visual design. I wrapped the look around the photo gallery. The code for the gallery needed tweaking to work right with the videos. No problem. Then I set up a Wordpress theme to match the gallery. All that took about 10 days with holiday obligations interspersed. I’m sure you don’t care. ...

No, no. She’s not dead. But watch the video with the volume up and a tumbler of red wine in hand because it’s a tear jerker.

Joe thinks he might be in the hood. That’s not a reference to a woman’s junk area, although Joe is usually on a cell phone when he’s messing with girl crotch parts.

Beth’s winning ways continue, but she suffers an injury in this one. A jaw injury. I tried to fit all of Adam Girdlestone in my mouth one time and I suffered no such injury.

I haven’t seen this much stretch fabric and tits since that time I asked Dan to hold onto a piece of stretch fabric for me.

“I’ll never forget what you did to me!” That’s what Beth says and what I said to Joe every morning when we woke up in Calgary. And no, I haven’t forgotten.

Sticking up for Trish Stratus at the end of a match. Spoiler alert: There’s more screaming in this than came from Joe on the night of their wedding… but only a slight bit more.

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I don’t remember what the F this is. Sounds like Goretta and Joe yelling. Appears to be Dan Zammit wrestling and pulling worms out of his pants. Beth almost kisses the other chick. This is what 98% of Nugget Zammit’s dreams look like, I’m sure.

Couple of times recently Beth has appeared in the background of some behind-the-scenes clips on RAW and the Survivor Series PPV. I once survived eating 1/8th of a raw pig, which I would say qualifies as an equally as impressive and emotionally similar feat.