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UPDATE: I’ve posted this one already, but last night I found some bonus footage that I’d missed. Watch it in its entirety and enjoy the extra goodness.

Everyone’s gotta go for a ride!

The story told in this 3rd video from the lost GMA 2005 1/2 footage is funny, but the telling of it might be the best part. GIDDY-UP!

For whatever reason, this didn’t make the final cut that night. The performances are top notch. Shaun’s “East Indian eyewitness” – rock solid. … be sure to watch right to the end as Joe’s drug-induced rants prove why he’s not welcome in Canada any more.

In my ongoing effort to make sure all of the goodness from the old site is still available, I must remind you of the coverage of our 1995 Calgary saga. Not only are there some good quality negative scans in the gallery, but I’ve also reposted the Calgary: The Untold Story feature. I’m sure the thousands of visitors here have been wondering just what the hell that strange looking woman is in the Calgary graphics. You see, in the C-dot we had the habit of renting the shittiest movies. One day, Frankenhooker came into our lives. We loved it. Of course, I try to watch it now and it’s just painful to get through. Guess that’s what happens when a guy changes from a hippie-haired 18-year-old to a 30-year-old fat ass. ...

Could this be the first bit of controversy on FortErieDAVE! in 2007? Why must you ruin relationships, Barnhardt. Why? Aw, whatever. Everyone’s gotta take their licks… ENJOY THE SECOND VIDEO!

Alright, let’s get down to English. Here’s the first installment of the promised video clips. Enjoy! MORE LATER THIS WEEK!

This already exists in the video gallery, but I wanted to post it up front as I prepare to unleash the never-before-seen clips from the 2005 GMA Awards (GMA=“Golden Monkey A-hole” aka “An excuse for us to drink and celebrate our stupidity from the year gone by”). I’ll release the clips one at a time over the next several weeks. And now, some brief glimpses at what’s to come…

So Andrew dug up some old footage of me in a pink hat consuming food. It’s equal parts hot and embarrassing. Enjoy!

You did an awesome job!!! I had checked it out a few times a few years ago but I’ll be visiting more often now. I still can’t believe how awesome it was. Luc Bertran I was gettin emotional there but then you came back!!! your like Rocky!!! I have my life back because of you young sir. thank you. Joey Knight FORTERIEDAVE.COM LIVES!!!! I’m so happy that I threw my Wii out the window and vowed never to leave my computer screen again!! Long live Barnhardt!!! ...