Good times at the Girdlestone mansion

After taking a year off from the usual New Year’s Eve debauchery, we once again gathered the masses, this time at the new Girdlestone pad. Check out the pictures by clicking on the erotic Stacie-on-Homer action up top!

January 1, 2008 · Dave
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GALLERY: New Year's Eve 2007

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January 1, 2008 · Dave

Top 7 of 2007!

It’s the time of the year for lists, so here are my picks for the top 7 items on this site from 2007. READ ON! #7 - Bald Girdy Yes, Jeff thought it was a little uncalled for (seeing as he isn’t actually this hairless), but it still puts a smile on my face. And really, that’s the goal of everything I do here: to make people smile and to make myself look like the double-fudge sundae eating moron that I am! ...

December 31, 2007 · Dave
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I have no hot water

Day One without hot water is really not going so well. It’s almost 9 pm and I still haven’t gotten cleaned up. Sure, I could take a drive to my Mom’s and take a shower, but who’s gonna keep an eye on my Dorito’s? And I have no where to be tonight, so I’m not too concerned. What I am a bit concerned about is the smell. I’m producing an odour that can best be described as that of a very old bike tire full of rotten cream cheese. ...

December 30, 2007 · Dave

Trip to the "washroom where you get to see my dick" place

Back from the Barnea where I saw many a high school mate. Shout out to them all: Allison, Luc, Kevin, Dan, Beam, Bill, Bessie, Amy, Adam, Brian, Sean, Mike and the not-from-high school Jeff, Stacie and Sam. Almost didn’t go. Glad I did. Holiday sum up: Birthday went well. Another year older, only moderately fatter. Christmas was good too. Reasonable amount of food and no major family incidents. Boxing day was none too shabby. And the best day of all was yesterday when I did nothing. Still off work until the 7th, so I hope for more nothingness to come. ...

December 29, 2007 · Dave
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Merry Christmas to all

So here it is… Merry Christmas! Hope everyone has a good day tomorrow. My plan is to eat breakfast. Open some gifts. Open some more gifts. Eat lunch. Take a nap. Eat dinner. Open more gifts. Then home to bed. For now, we’ve got all the gifts wrapped so I’m just in the middle of my yearly obligatory watching of It’s A Wonderful Life. Did everyone see the original, uncut ending? Well, I present it here now! ...

December 25, 2007 · Dave
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A Festivus for the rest of us

You know what, I gotta take back my suggestion that Jeff might like guys. This photo from Festivus 2004 demolishes that theory. Unless he was drunk, but I’m pretty sure he drove, so that can’t be. Yep. Gay. We haven’t celebrated this greatest of days in 3 years. Check out a few pictures here. That night we gathered at the Spoar loft for some drinking and feats of strength, including the hotly contested “pole twist”: ...

December 23, 2007 · Dave

Happy Birthday to me!

My name’s Dave Barnhardt. I’m 31 years old today. I weigh 227 pounds. I’m 5'11". I like Dorito’s, milk, fast food and anything containing nougat. You wanna hang out some time? No? Why not? Well that seems fair. However, I am going to have to eat you. Your browser does not support the audio element.

December 23, 2007 · Dave

Breakfast

Here’s a picture of the breakfast in bed I had a few weeks back when Kat and I spent a couple days at an Inn. No story to go with it, I just felt this site was lacking food pictures when it really is my one true passion in life. Well, that and para sailing.

December 22, 2007 · Dave
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GALLERY: GMA Gathering 2007

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December 21, 2007 · Dave