Yeah, it’s 10 o’clock, 10 minutes and 10 seconds on the 10th day of the 10th month of the year 2010. What does it mean? Well, much like my doctor’s advice to lay off the Pop Tarts, it doesn’t mean shit.
It’s been over a year since my last post and way too long for y’all to be without me. For that, I’m sorry. How am I making it up to you? By being extremely disappointing! I ain’t giving you that second epic video you’d hoped for. I know you wanted to see a montage of shocking hidden cam footage of Adam Girdlestone boning three whores or Mrs. Carolan in the shibby shack or even Shaun Carolan actually working all set to the theme from Dukes of Hazzard, but it just didn’t pan out. I’ve talked to some experts and those three things are just never going to happen.
I’d thought about changing the look and feel of the site, but when I created this version over a 2-week span at the tail end of 2006, I guess I just damn well got it right! It appropriately acts as the blue cheese dressing on the salad of my thoughts. Those tiny pictures up top where “the circle’s” goofy shenanigans come together to make up my face. Brilliant! That stunning picture of me in the top left (a careful crop of me taking a dump in Dan Zammit’s driveway). So I left it alone, for now. Take a look around and re-familiarize yourselves with everything.
After some minor housekeeping, you’ll now notice the absence of any links to friend or family sites that used to be on the right – they’re all gone. No one does the MySpace thing any more. J and P Carolan have abandoned their free GeoCities websites (probably the first time in history a Carolan has said ’no’ to something free). My brother’s sites have disappeared. Even the site where that Dave Pester guy was auctioning off his shit-stained boxers is gone, and I was checking that thing for new products like every day! But this site ain’t gone. It’s back. And now with 100% more Twitter action!!
Oh yeah, I also bumped into some remnants of older iterations of the site. If you’re bored, take a look at the links below. If you’re not bored, come back tomorrow when you can read about someone that annoyed me, something I shat out, something that was crawling up my leg, a stupid story about a pencil crayon that fucks sleeping rabbits, unwanted pictures of an unwanted event of some kind or just some incoherent ramblings of a rye-filled fat guy. You know you can’t live without it and either can I…
March 2003, “another reason for Joe to hate me”: here
July 2004, I assume I had OD’d on fruit punch and soft cheese before this: here
May 2005, first post after our wedding: here
September 2005, celebrating a shrimp accomplishment: here
March 2006, last post at the ‘old site’: here
June 2006, my African-Canadian construction foreman: here
June 2006, enter construction guy #2: here
August 2006, the August promo: here
October 2006, the October promo: here
November 2006, the law suit: here
November 2008, the NON law suit: here