So we had a nurse at the hospital who was a wicked cunt and it didn’t occur to me until a day or two ago that she looked like a female version of Sloth from The Goonies. One of this whore’s eyes clearly was lower than the other and it didn’t have the energy to open all the way, much like this bitch didn’t have the energy to not be a worthless prick. Though I must say when she inserted 4 fingers into my wife, she was a true gentleman.
Baby Holden is great (as is Kat). I think I’ll have to no longer mention him here as the beautiful picture of him next to Shaun Carolan fucking a broad ad nauseam is really classless. Suffice it to say, parenting is exhausting and nerve racking and I’ll probably never be as good at it as I am at algebra, but I’ll continue to give it a shot.
In other news, I’m back to work on Monday. That’s good. You know what else was good? That time back in high school when I had to get a cortisone shot in the base of my foot. Fun and good. Yep.