On my way in to work, I believe I saw a stripper/weed whacking girl on the side of the road. What did she see? A fat nerd in a grey car taking her picture with his Blackberry and an old guy in a white Malibu* beating his dick like it owed him money.
*Please someone, correct me if that’s not a Malibu in the picture. I don’t want to make mistakes here. Not like this. Not like this.