So we leave for Vegas in the morning, arriving there at about 1 pm Vegas time. Have tickets for a “cocktail party and buffet” at 7 pm. The real question is, “Will Barnhardt make it through the week without making an ass of himself?” Tough call. Let me think… have I ever done something inappropriate in a group setting……
There was the New Year’s Eve about 5 years ago where I thought I could go shot-for-shot with the eldest Carolan. Couldn’t, and felt a sudden need to nap, so did so in the crapper. Kind of a tiny bathroom at Spoar’s old apt. so I stretched out and punted his shower door off it’s track (yes Ryan, that was me). Others had to use the bathroom and couldn’t remove me… ah, I’ll let this video tell the tale.
Other things I’ve done while drinking:
- choked a co-worker to near unconsciousness
- slammed my college landlord against a wall repeatedly (wait, no, I was sober)
- smashed my fist through a tile wall (can’t reveal where that happened for legal reasons)
- peed into Niagara Falls (oddly I’m not ashamed of that one)
… and I’m sure there are many more that only others know! VIVA LAS VEGAS!!
SLEEPS ‘TILL VEGAS: ONE!!