Well I guess those videos have been simmering here long enough. Hope y’all enjoyed them. The Knight Rider one has been watched over 2,400 times on YouTube, so I guess I’m just a little bit awesome. Yay me! Cheers to Joe and Pat who wrote, directed, produced and shot it, all in about 20 minutes under the sweet Florida sun! Jeers to the young lady at the pool who cut short my poolside masturbation scene.
So yesterday was Friday and we all know what that means – Double Big Mac for Dave! I celebrated a long day and some shitty weather by downing that bastard in about 2 minutes. Dumb broad at the drive thru didn’t give me a straw or napkins, but if she thought that was gonna slow me down she was sorely mistaken. The lovelessly constructed burger was gone before I left the parking lot, so I guess I won that round!
Strolled into the house around 10:30 and collapsed in a heap. A few brownies and an over-sized glass of milk gave me the energy I needed to walk upstairs and go promptly to bed. I think most health care professionals would recommend you don’t do anything I did yesterday, but I bet those professionals don’t have nearly as entertaining websites as I.