For whatever reason, this didn’t make the final cut that night. The performances are top notch. Shaun’s “East Indian eyewitness” – rock solid. … be sure to watch right to the end as Joe’s drug-induced rants prove why he’s not welcome in Canada any more.
In my ongoing effort to make sure all of the goodness from the old site is still available, I must remind you of the coverage of our 1995 Calgary saga. Not only are there some good quality negative scans in the gallery, but I’ve also reposted the Calgary: The Untold Story feature. I’m sure the thousands of visitors here have been wondering just what the hell that strange looking woman is in the Calgary graphics. You see, in the C-dot we had the habit of renting the shittiest movies. One day, Frankenhooker came into our lives. We loved it. Of course, I try to watch it now and it’s just painful to get through. Guess that’s what happens when a guy changes from a hippie-haired 18-year-old to a 30-year-old fat ass. ...
Could this be the first bit of controversy on FortErieDAVE! in 2007? Why must you ruin relationships, Barnhardt. Why? Aw, whatever. Everyone’s gotta take their licks… ENJOY THE SECOND VIDEO!
Alright, let’s get down to English. Here’s the first installment of the promised video clips. Enjoy! MORE LATER THIS WEEK!
This already exists in the video gallery, but I wanted to post it up front as I prepare to unleash the never-before-seen clips from the 2005 GMA Awards (GMA=“Golden Monkey A-hole” aka “An excuse for us to drink and celebrate our stupidity from the year gone by”). I’ll release the clips one at a time over the next several weeks. And now, some brief glimpses at what’s to come…
So Andrew dug up some old footage of me in a pink hat consuming food. It’s equal parts hot and embarrassing. Enjoy!
No, no. She’s not dead. But watch the video with the volume up and a tumbler of red wine in hand because it’s a tear jerker.
Joe thinks he might be in the hood. That’s not a reference to a woman’s junk area, although Joe is usually on a cell phone when he’s messing with girl crotch parts.
Beth’s winning ways continue, but she suffers an injury in this one. A jaw injury. I tried to fit all of Adam Girdlestone in my mouth one time and I suffered no such injury.
I haven’t seen this much stretch fabric and tits since that time I asked Dan to hold onto a piece of stretch fabric for me.