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Snoozed for a full 2 hours this morning – possibly a new record! Headed off to work looking and feeling like a pile of shit. A pile of shit wearing a white shirt with Barnhardt stains and a 3-year-old shirt that looks to be twice that. Sounds like somebody had a case of the Mondays! Nothing exciting gone on as of late. Figured I’d take one last scour of the hard drive for video that I haven’t over exposed. Found this little terd. It’s from 2004. Back when Girdy hadn’t begun masking his baldness and Spoar was all chin and bosom. No, it’s not particularly funny, but throw a catchy tune in the background and I’ll watch it! ...

Well, not me, that’s for sure. Unless my magical powers are growing chins and wearing the same shirt for 5 days straight. Joe and Pat are trying out for the SciFi channel’s second season of Who Wants To Be A Superhero. They had Beth write up a script and enlisted the help of Dan and Shaun as performers. I played the behind-the-scenes role of slow-witted, stocky editor. ...

The last of the GMA 2005 1/2 videos is here, and it’s not that good! Word on the street is that GMA 2006 is in the works. Shaun, Pat, Joe, Beth, Spoar and Jeff … IT’S GO TIME!

When you’re hanging out with the Carolan’s shooting GMA videos and you suddenly decide to put a damper on things by announcing your forthcoming departure, you’d better be fully aware that you will, in fact, be ridiculed for it. ENJOY!

Hope you’re all enjoying things so far this year. Had tons of content to share with you for January and I hope to be able to keep it up over the weeks and months ahead. So, let’s see. What’s going on… Dan Z is rebuilding the dream house while Mel looks for a new job. Andrew’s starting work at Woodbine next month while Autumn also looks for a new job. Kyle recently won some cash at poker while Jenny is FortErieDAVE!’s biggest fan. Beth has yet to return to the WWE while Joe spends most nights trying to blow himself. And word on the street is that Fort Erie Shaun and Fort Erie Pat will be moving to St. Catharines. The only question I have is where you gonna be living and is your bathroom big enough for me to collapse in? ...

This video could go by so many titles. I can best sum it up by saying that this is what happens when you get not 1 or 2, but all 3 Carolan brothers working together on a video. Furthermore, watching this video will give you a good idea of what it’s like to be friends with these people. It’s often hilarious, occasionally disturbing and undeniably entertaining, as long as you can endure it. ...

Not sure how this one got lost in the shuffle from the 2004 GMA’s, but I’ve resurrected it! It’s a not-so-epic story of the fallout from the not-so-planned procreation from J & K. Enjoy!

UPDATE: I’ve posted this one already, but last night I found some bonus footage that I’d missed. Watch it in its entirety and enjoy the extra goodness.

Everyone’s gotta go for a ride!

The story told in this 3rd video from the lost GMA 2005 1/2 footage is funny, but the telling of it might be the best part. GIDDY-UP!