How to hate everybody

Dentist appointment this morning went okay (read last night’s post for more). Got a metal filling put back in. Drilling the white one out hurt more than watching Girdy dance, but I sucked it up. Hell, after I heard the doc mutter “n/c” signifying there’d be no charge, they coulda taken my pants off and drilled my taint. This Barnhardt likes his free. But is the pain actually gone for good? Barnhardt has his doubts. ...

February 7, 2007 · Dave

blogging... TO THE EXTREME!

So it seems like all of my “friends” have been bit by the blogging bug. Never one inclined to do anything original, why not throw in my 2 cents while the videos have dried up… Try as I might, I can’t get my mind off work. I think about it while I’m driving. I think about it while I’m tossing in bed. Oddly enough the only place I don’t think about it is at work. That’s when I think of a pumpkin pie eating me! ...

February 6, 2007 · Dave

Something for the ladies!

Thought it was time to give a little back to the adoring public. Here’s some kickass desktop wallpaper for all you girls out there (click the pic above). You get two Barnhardts and a Firebird – a combo that can brighten the darkest of days. While you’re placing your icons in orbit around my 1995 gunt, don’t overlook the killer mane I’m sportin’. Sadly, most of that has vacated my head and taken up residence in my ears and eyebrows. You ever get a 2-inch hair in your eyebrow? Didn’t think so. Course, you probably haven’t eaten a bag of ant chips either. Damn it feels good to be a gangster. ...

January 26, 2007 · Dave
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Calgary: Won't Barnhardt ever let it go?!

In my ongoing effort to make sure all of the goodness from the old site is still available, I must remind you of the coverage of our 1995 Calgary saga. Not only are there some good quality negative scans in the gallery, but I’ve also reposted the Calgary: The Untold Story feature. I’m sure the thousands of visitors here have been wondering just what the hell that strange looking woman is in the Calgary graphics. You see, in the C-dot we had the habit of renting the shittiest movies. One day, Frankenhooker came into our lives. We loved it. Of course, I try to watch it now and it’s just painful to get through. Guess that’s what happens when a guy changes from a hippie-haired 18-year-old to a 30-year-old fat ass. ...

January 15, 2007 · Dave

Smell the love

You did an awesome job!!! I had checked it out a few times a few years ago but I’ll be visiting more often now. I still can’t believe how awesome it was. Luc Bertran I was gettin emotional there but then you came back!!! your like Rocky!!! I have my life back because of you young sir. thank you. Joey Knight FORTERIEDAVE.COM LIVES!!!! I’m so happy that I threw my Wii out the window and vowed never to leave my computer screen again!! Long live Barnhardt!!! ...

January 2, 2007 · Dave
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It's on like Donkey Kong

Wow. As you may’ve noticed, I’ve been away for awhile. The last photo gallery I put up was from the trip Kat and I took to Ottawa and Quebec back in February. Then I took the site down. Put up stuff now and then, but not until I got some vacation time could I redo it properly. And here we are now. I’ve just finished two weeks of going crazy on the site. Work started with the visual design. I wrapped the look around the photo gallery. The code for the gallery needed tweaking to work right with the videos. No problem. Then I set up a Wordpress theme to match the gallery. All that took about 10 days with holiday obligations interspersed. I’m sure you don’t care. ...

December 31, 2006 · Dave
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Spoar's a Giving Guy

There’s no way Spoar would ever sue me for posting this would he? Oh, yep. There he goes. He’s suing me.

December 3, 2005 · Dave