Tired and going to bed after last night’s slumber was rudely interrupted and today I was a zombie (with a small C cup).
So what happened today…
Went to the mall where school girls in uniform enjoyed their lunch hour and I enjoyed the sight of school girls in uniform. I didn’t feel bad about it for one second.
Got to Mohawk and enjoyed a Diet Pepsi. I’m on a diet, you know. What’s that? You didn’t know? Well why do you think I’ve been slimming down? What’s that? I’ve actually been GAINING weight?! Well you’re a horrible person and I hope you slip in the shower and land on your face.
Skipped lunch and drank nothing all day to see how foul my breath could smell by day’s end. Yep, pretty foul.
Came home and watched the season finale of Grey’s Anatomy. When I was done I painted my toes and washed my woman parts in chamomile.
Off to work tomorrow, then the weekend! Hoping to stay out of trouble this time ‘round. Wish me luck!