So Fort Erie Shaun tells me he was at the theatre watching Spiderman 3 Friday night and got his car broken into. Someone tried to steal the radio but only succeeded in tearing the dash to shit. Lesson learned, Shaun: Download your movies. I sat alone at 1 am Saturday night and watched the movie in the privacy of my own home. The only thing that was stolen was my heart by the stunning Mr. Tobey Maguire.

So yesterday I did a little grass cutting, a little barbecue refurbishing, some dishes, some laundry and that’s about it.
Today I got some painting and paperwork done, then headed into the sweat shop for an abbreviated day of “work.” Rushed home, ate some wieners, watched an awesome episode of Heroes and now I type this.
Word on the street is a moderate-to-severe gathering of FESS alums will be gathering at the old watering hole this Friday night. I’m planning on getting my teeth whitened, my stomach removed and my hairline restored to 1993 status so I’m sure to be the belle of the ball. Truth be told the most effort I’ll put forth will be to wipe off or reasonably minimize the amount of cream cheese I normally sport on my shirt and pants. I am who I am.