So today was our second last day here in Las Vegas. How my feet haven’t fallen off completely, I’ll never know. It’s been exhausting and I’ve gained many pounds of disgusting bloat. For example, just tonight we were treated to an extensive dinner at this place. Afterwards we went to the Voodoo Lounge. I think this place would be cool if I wasn’t a fat mess, it wasn’t fantastically windy and I had 2 to 3 pounds of sweet cocaine. Nonetheless, it was an experience and I took this crappy pic on my cell phone:
Speaking of crappy, here’s the toilet in my room. It’s so loud when it flushes and the suction is so powerful that I poop a little and my toupee shifts. Absolutely terrifying.
Thursday will see us back at the convention centre looking at some remaining displays. Then back on the plane for a 5:40 departure.
Gotta say all in all it’s been a valuable trip for work purposes and aside from that, it’s been a pretty entertaining time. I think it’s the only place I’ve been to where you can walk the streets with open booze. Actually, I think that flies in Fort Erie too. Okay, so Las Vegas and Fort Erie are the two places I’ve been that encourage public drinking. And since the chance of me getting into prostitute trouble is significantly less in the Fort, I think I best return.
Hope y’all like the fatter me!!