Well, well. Look who’s back. Yep, me. Where have I been? Right here, my friends. Been doing nothing at all but growing a goatee. It’s exhausting. Almost as exhausting as trying to explain to Kyle that there’s no such thing as a cure for gay.
Oh, hey, check this out. I found a trailer for a new Knight Rider movie that’s coming out. It seems to star a young John Candy… hey wait a minute… THAT’S ME!