Tooth

I was thinking recently about that movie that came out a few years back called “Teeth.” That’s the poster for it there to the right. Haven’t seen the movie, but I know it’s about a girl who has teeth in her bagina (vagina). Guess it helps her out of a rape or two.

In a related story, Dan Zammit’s asshole has eyelashes. They serve no actual function and certainly the 38 rapes he’s been subject to would indicate that. I heard he uses Define-A-Lash® Washable Lengthening Mascara by Maybelline. People often wonder if maybe he was born with it or maybe it’s Maybelline. Yeah, well, the asslashes… he was born with ’em.