GALLERY: Festivus 2004
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What a terrible, offensive, tasteless, classless, brilliant, hilarious, award-winning piece of genius this is! Circle of friends? I think not. Circle of barely-able-to-hide-it enemies!
It’s like every other family’s Christmas except this one comes with an extra big helping of unnecessary rage towards children.
Ha ha ha. No! Not if the editor of this video has anything to say about it.
Dan, Dave and Spoar. See how “the circle” views them! (Hint: They’re all considered to be trash in size 44 pants.)
Wait, Spoar went to school? Right, right. That’s where the believability of this video really hits a wall.
… and he missed it.
It’s like all the trans fat has clogged his brain and he forgets what hard liquor does to a Barnhardt. Was his passing out in the bathroom and flailing around on the ground what caused Spoar’s shower to get broken? Absolutely. 100%. Spoar: The cheque’s in the mail. Sorry, buddy.
You take a trip to Toronto with a skid of Lucky Lager and this timeless piece of art emerges. Enjoy!
Tragedy + time = probably still gonna hear about this.