After a long day, the newest Barnhardt finally arrived. He entered this world kicking and screaming via C-section at 8:28 PM. He weighed in at 8 lbs 2 oz and all tests show he already is better than you in math and karate. Deal with that!
Mom is fine, though damn sore. Dad is also fine, though no one cares and won’t for some years to come.
Baby is so far quiet and in all ways awesome. He remains nameless for tonight. That is all. God bless us, everyone.