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It’s like every other family’s Christmas except this one comes with an extra big helping of unnecessary rage towards children.

Ha ha ha. No! Not if the editor of this video has anything to say about it.

Dan, Dave and Spoar. See how “the circle” views them! (Hint: They’re all considered to be trash in size 44 pants.)

Wait, Spoar went to school? Right, right. That’s where the believability of this video really hits a wall.

… and he missed it.

It’s like all the trans fat has clogged his brain and he forgets what hard liquor does to a Barnhardt. Was his passing out in the bathroom and flailing around on the ground what caused Spoar’s shower to get broken? Absolutely. 100%. Spoar: The cheque’s in the mail. Sorry, buddy.

You take a trip to Toronto with a skid of Lucky Lager and this timeless piece of art emerges. Enjoy!

Tragedy + time = probably still gonna hear about this.

Halloween night. Jeff is The Joker. This is the least amount of makeup anyone ever thought an adult Jeff Girdlestone would be wearing.

Who invited this guy? No one? Seriously? Are we even monitoring the guest li… wait, what the hell is that guy putting into his eyes over there?! Oh god. That’s gonna be bad.