So last night I quickly consumed a slice of pizza while Beth quickly kicked ass in the Diva Battle Royal at WWE Summerslam. Pretty much equivalent levels of intensity.

Since I don’t have footage of me eating the pizza, you’ll just have to enjoy this:

(I imagine Beth has the same look on her face when she’s walking down the street with Joe and sees that he’s about to get hit by a car. It’s the promise that something excellent is about to happen.)